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My Cotton Panties Day

September 4, 2006

It was a cotton panties day today. I needed comfort, not style. So, I hung out with my parents. I just woke up and showered, pulled on those cotton lovies and left for ma and pas.

And I got to be me all day with no frills and no makeup. The clean me. The rough me.

Funny how, for women those are the same thing and for men they seem to be opposites. The “clean me” for a guy isn’t usually the rougher version of himself.

Speaking of men. I don’t really like them lately. Right now in my cotton panties with no eyeliner on and my hair in a haphazard ponytail. I would probably look horrible to the average guy.

And he would never want to talk to me. He would never wonder what I like or what I am like. He would never want to find out enough about me to love me. All because I’m having a cotton panites day.

Most of my experiences with men lately have made me angry. They want ladies in silky panties with no hair or fat anywhere on their body. They don’t seem to want a lady with an opinion or a sense of humor either.

I guess I’m just out of luck. Not that I want the ‘average’ guy anyway. But I haven’t met any who are above average — and therefore interested in a girl who would wear cotton panties — in a long time.

Well, anyway, back to my cotton panties day. I will now be officially ending my cotton panties day by putting on my cotton pajamas. Crawling into my bed — covered in cotton sheets — and I am going to eat some cotton food.

Er, comfort food.

I have a Big Mac with my name on it and a large Dr. Pepper. After eating, I plan to read an uncomplicated novel until I am unconcious.

I’ll probably dream of a man who understands that every now and then a lady needs to have a cotton panties day.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Bob permalink
    July 27, 2010 9:13 am

    This reminds me of the Dr. Seuss story when two children could not find a lost item. He just told them that they were looking every place it wasn’t. SO ! The Cat in the Hat said to mark an “X” every where they have looked and eventually it would have to show up. It just appears to me that you are looking everywhere that the man of your dreams is not. YES, they are out there. You are just looking where they aren’t… Keep looking and don’t give up…

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    • July 27, 2010 9:48 am

      Thanks Bob. Honestly, I’m not looking as hard as I was back when I wrote this one, but still I appreciate the support!

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